UK-23-M - I used to want to be a writer then that dream died when I actually realised it was quite hard so now I just reblog funny shit I find on here. @yourlosswouldbreakmyheart
Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone.
As of today, it still smells.
For yohoyohoadisneylifeforme
My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/
stop drinking the pirate water
Sorry it’s good and it heals me
I hate this post so goddamn much. I cannot believe how many of you think I actually drank the water. I hope when it all evaporates away that this post goes with it.
Guess what assholes
2020 really taking everything from us huh 😔
I am sad (happy) to report: my water has officially 100% dried up. Which means it’s time for this post to die along with it.
I told this woman I work with to have a happy birthday tomorrow since she’s off and she did a double take before asking me how I knew that. when I first started as their boss I made a note of everyone’s birthday so I could get them a card/small gift. I told her that and she stared at me for a few moments before saying “I don’t like that. no you don’t know my birthday. unknow it” then walked away. so this woman I work with has never been born and I’ve never met her in my life.
[ID: a short twitter thread by user @.itswalela about Chadwick Boseman’s passing.
the first tweet reads, “Im not gonna romanticize how Chadwick Boseman worked thru his cancer. Cuz I’ve seen how able bodied people use it for inspiration porn of disabled ppl. I will uplift he did what he loved, I will uplift his wife and family, I will uplift the lives he impacted. May he Rest in Power.”
the reply reads, “The romanticization I’m seeing happening is what kills cancer patients. It’s what sends my community - Black disabled ppl - to an early grave cuz we “should” do more, work harder, & we aren’t taken seriously. We aren’t focusing on his grind, we are goin to focus on his personhood”
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This!! I saw one tweet where this woman was asking people what’s their excuse for being an underachiever when saying that Chadwick starred in all the projects he did while he was living with his illness
